hell on earth in my mouth

Well, today I had an experience like no other. And, I can still smell it. The smell is stuck in my nose, I think. What smell, you may ask? The smell of booger flavored Jelly Belly. Or dirt. Or earthworm. I actually couldn't distinguish between them by the end because I murdered my tastebuds. But it was fun, just the same.
Here's the story... Me and Katie and Ryan took a box of these jelly bellies and each took one in our hand without looking at them and put them in our mouth and tried to figure out what they were. Sounds like fun, right? NOT WHEN YOU GET SARDINE FLAVOR THREE TIMES IN A ROW!!! Yes, I was the wuss that eventually spit them out several times, instead of the swallowing the puke that was in my mouth. Yup, there's a vomit flavored one too. Mmmm... just what you've always wanted, right? Wrong.
But it was fun. Katie, in the end, after losing a game of rock-paper-scissors, had to eat the dirt flavored one. Although, at the beginning we thought it was the earthworm flavored one... alas, she wasn't so lucky. The grass one was okay... I mean who hasn't munched on grass before? I certainly have. And, there were some good ones... Tutti Frutti... Toasted Marshmallow... Even the Soap one was bareable after eating Booger.
It's done now... Thankfully, I bought an oat bar from Starbucks before this whole debacle and I'm going to eat it, sniff it, and possible inhale it to rid myself from the awful stomach ache that was swallowing Ear Wax. Hopefully, you too can one day experience the hell that was an hour ago.