Tuesday, July 19, 2005

so it's all well and good until you share your calling with someone else!!! = written April 13, 2004

Disclaimer: I wrote this small blurp in my old blog, http://www.crystalh.easyjournal.com. But I read it today and laughed so I'm going to put it on here in hopes that someone else may laugh as well. However, it was written April 13, 2004, so clearly I've matured since then... (hee hee)

Well, today was the first day back at school and I told some people my funny bird story thinking they'd support me in my new found calling: a bird whisperer. Apparently, just because you take a crazed psychopath of a bird and release him from the confines of your dining room it doesn't make you a bird whisperer... although I did clearly talk to the bird... he didn't exactly talk back in the conventional way we'd expect him to... well, he pooped in fright on the window sill actually... BUT, I really think we made some headway. I feel that the next time some lunatic fowl decides to enter my house, I'm going to sit it down and ask it why exactly it decided to come into my house that day. It's all good guys, I've got it all under control...

2 Comments:

Blogger Pete said...

Bird whisperer is a hard field to get into professionally. I tried for years, but there were never any openings...

7/20/2005 9:20 am  
Blogger Jen said...

I remember that story, man good times....Oh story! I looked at your easyjournal on April 20 of this year, and that was the date of your last entry, last year, so I was like cool! crystal's writing again! Yeah, i thought it was funny too.

7/20/2005 9:20 pm  

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