I'll take senses for $600
So, I've decided that if I had to give up one of my senses... it would be my sense of smell.
If you had to give up your sense of sight, then things would get a whole lot more interesting. You couldn't see. And, I like to be able to see! I don't like tripping over stuff (I do that now, so imagine how much more could happen without my sight!) and I have a lot of fun seeing new sites and stuff... If I couldn't see, I'd miss out on people doing stupid things and hoping nobody saw, I'd miss out on waterfalls and rainbows and mountains... I would not give up my sight.
Hearing... Well, I think sign language is a beautiful language. I'm actually starting classes to learn sign language as of the middle of September. And, giving up hearing, I'd stop hearing retarded boys cat-calling... and people swearing... but, then I'd miss out on laughing and singing and music. All things that I could not live without! (Well... I could. But I don't want to.) And plus, it's a lot easier to get away with whispering to someone because nobody can hear that. Try having a secret conversation of sign language.
I just blanked on what other senses there are. Oh. Touch. Now, I'm not exactly sure what happens if you lose your sense of touch. Actually, I think that is an actual disease or condition or whatever, and they have to be very careful because they don't notice when they get hurt. Something about the nerve endings. See, I don't think I'd want to give that up. Plus, petting a kitten or puppy would be a whole lot more boring.
Ummm... I did it again. OH! TASTE! Yup, no way am I giving up taste. There's some things that taste disgusting, but there's too many awesome things... like COKE, for instance, that taste awesome and no way could I give up taste. Except for when I'm drinking Pepsi maybe... (hee hee)
So... why am I convinced I'm giving up scents? Hmmm... maybe just for this morning I would have liked to give away my sense of smell. I was riding the bus to work, and infront of me was this man who I don't think had showered in... well, ever! and behind me was a guy with something along the lines of a cappuccino. Then, combine that with the other interesting smells of 15 people on a bus... yeah, I didn't breathe a whole lot on the way to work. And then, when I went to the bathroom this morning before I started this, (Yes, still drinking a ton of water), then the bathroom stank like it hadn't been cleaned in forever. It's the building's bathroom so there's people that are supposed to clean it. Regularly! But I guess they didn't. Or 20 people went to the bathroom already before I got there. (Guys bathrooms smell worse than girls, but I don't think they notice... But I can't imagine what the guy's bathroom smells like in this building.)
Come to think of it though, then if I couldn't smell... I'd miss out on a ton too. Like that really good smell when you walk into Subway when you're starving. Or pizza just out of the oven. Or cookies just out of the oven. Pretty much any food product that is baked in an oven that just came out of the oven. Guys' cologne. Flowers. Tide. Purple Mr. Smelly markers.
Okay... so I wouldn't give away my sense of smell, but if I could just turn it off and on when I want to, that would be awesome. I'm done now. I'll keep my senses, thank you.
If you had to give up your sense of sight, then things would get a whole lot more interesting. You couldn't see. And, I like to be able to see! I don't like tripping over stuff (I do that now, so imagine how much more could happen without my sight!) and I have a lot of fun seeing new sites and stuff... If I couldn't see, I'd miss out on people doing stupid things and hoping nobody saw, I'd miss out on waterfalls and rainbows and mountains... I would not give up my sight.
Hearing... Well, I think sign language is a beautiful language. I'm actually starting classes to learn sign language as of the middle of September. And, giving up hearing, I'd stop hearing retarded boys cat-calling... and people swearing... but, then I'd miss out on laughing and singing and music. All things that I could not live without! (Well... I could. But I don't want to.) And plus, it's a lot easier to get away with whispering to someone because nobody can hear that. Try having a secret conversation of sign language.
I just blanked on what other senses there are. Oh. Touch. Now, I'm not exactly sure what happens if you lose your sense of touch. Actually, I think that is an actual disease or condition or whatever, and they have to be very careful because they don't notice when they get hurt. Something about the nerve endings. See, I don't think I'd want to give that up. Plus, petting a kitten or puppy would be a whole lot more boring.
Ummm... I did it again. OH! TASTE! Yup, no way am I giving up taste. There's some things that taste disgusting, but there's too many awesome things... like COKE, for instance, that taste awesome and no way could I give up taste. Except for when I'm drinking Pepsi maybe... (hee hee)
So... why am I convinced I'm giving up scents? Hmmm... maybe just for this morning I would have liked to give away my sense of smell. I was riding the bus to work, and infront of me was this man who I don't think had showered in... well, ever! and behind me was a guy with something along the lines of a cappuccino. Then, combine that with the other interesting smells of 15 people on a bus... yeah, I didn't breathe a whole lot on the way to work. And then, when I went to the bathroom this morning before I started this, (Yes, still drinking a ton of water), then the bathroom stank like it hadn't been cleaned in forever. It's the building's bathroom so there's people that are supposed to clean it. Regularly! But I guess they didn't. Or 20 people went to the bathroom already before I got there. (Guys bathrooms smell worse than girls, but I don't think they notice... But I can't imagine what the guy's bathroom smells like in this building.)
Come to think of it though, then if I couldn't smell... I'd miss out on a ton too. Like that really good smell when you walk into Subway when you're starving. Or pizza just out of the oven. Or cookies just out of the oven. Pretty much any food product that is baked in an oven that just came out of the oven. Guys' cologne. Flowers. Tide. Purple Mr. Smelly markers.
Okay... so I wouldn't give away my sense of smell, but if I could just turn it off and on when I want to, that would be awesome. I'm done now. I'll keep my senses, thank you.
2 Comments:
Tee hee...
"If you had to give up your sense of sight....You couldn't see"
OH crystal silly. I'd have to agree, I could NEVER give up smelling guys' cologne...mmmm
i must say, pepsi doesnt taste bad at all...although diet coke does taste better than diet pepsi, ill give ya that much. l8er days
shannon
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