belly buttons and the like.

Today, my boss took me out for lunch. And he said the funniest thing ever, and when he said it, he totally made me think of Geri off the short Pixar film where he's playing chess and gambling for his teeth... by himself.

Anyways, I had a cheeseburger and fries (which from Grapes is amazing), and I let him have some of my fries because my boss loves fries. And he looked up at me, all elderly and white-haired and big blue eyes, and said, "These are going to make my belly-button bigger." And I laughed.