ode to a glow worm

Ever have one of those days when you feel like you're so fidgety, you could snap something in half accidently?? I feel... fidgety. Restless. BLECH, if you will, but not sick-blech... just, what-the-heck-blech. I can't sit still today, and that's not good because I do work at a computer all day and have to sit. Not still, but sit.

I'm still trying to drink water like a whale... (which is funny because whales are mammals... I wonder what they do when they need water... Maybe they can drink ocean salty water... Do whales need water?? Hmmm...) So, long story short, because of the water intake... I'm peeing like a racehorse. Really fast? No... standing up! Ba doom chush (that was a drum something.) And I don't stand up when I pee either. And too much information. Hey, wait, no, that's kinda common knowledge cuz I'm a girl.

Anyways... BAH. Can't focus! I've already started my new job on weekends... (again, I'll explain in person.) But, my last official day working at this office job is Jan. 20. So... until then, I am a uncaptive audience to a computer and the whims of the Internet. But, I tell you what... I'm awesome at taking out viruses now because we've gotten them twice. Out of nowhere... I'll just be typing along and looking up stuff... Then, danger of all dangers... Norton (my trusty sidekick... just jokes... the computer's trusty virus thingy) will pop up and say he's found a trojan or something... and alas, sometimes... Norton's not so good at taking care of it. I think Norton and Mikey...(Microsoft Anti-Spyware) argue with each other over who's better, and try as I may, I just can't teach those crazy kids a lesson. So, I take on the evil VIRUS on my own. And win. But no such tragedy has befallen me today... and so I sit. Not STILL, of course, because I want to bounce off the walls... but I sit. And type. Oh sigh.