oh gosh...

So, I have an active imagination. And... it's rather visual, so word pictures are great for me, because they work. I find them hilarious. But some things... some things aren't as fun. Like today, someone said they were so hungry that they could "...eat their face off". Now, I know what she meant... she meant eat a ton of food. But, the thought that popped in my head was wow, that would be hard to eat your face off... gross. That's what happened!

Okay, side note... Backstreet Boys is playing on the radio right now, and it's like a flashback to being in Grade whatever it was when they were cool... it's the song, "I Want It That Way"... I'm ashamed, I still know all the words.

Also the saying, "that's about as helpful as a hole in the head". Want to know what that brings to mind? The scene from "Sixth Sense" when that guy comes out of the room and is talking to Hayley Joel Osmond's character and then turns around he's been playing with his dad's gun and just blew the back of his head off.

"That scared the crap out of me." Seriously... if that actually happened? Everyone who got frightened would all a sudden have quite heavier pants.

I've just blanked on all the other ones I thought of.. shoot. My mind is a complete blank... OO! There's one! "My mind is a complete blank!" No it's not!! I just can't remember those right now.

You are my fire... my one desire... you are... (keychange and a lot louder) Ain't nothing but a heartache... Ain't nothing but a mistake... I never want to hear you say... I want it that way. Sigh.